The Witulant Internadio Smile Hour, Featuring The Mustache Rangers!

by J. Langer

Who really knows what’s going to be on this daffy show, other than God and that one future-predicting precog being held in Steve Jobs’ basement. But we do know this much: The Mustache Rangers will be here! Or, in space, more precisely. But their voices will be here, via expediated-teleconferencer devices! And so can you!