Witulant

Fascination Exploration

This show is about fascination. The word, how it sounds, what it means, and what we’re fascinated by. Also, an Asian teen who chopped off his junk, kids wearing KKK outfits to school, Ninjas who rescued a German exchange student, and a lot of other silly crap.

The Second Live Show… Ever

The May 18th broadcast features new segments like “Stuff I Like” as well as news stories about some guy trading his baby for beer, a 94 year old woman graduating from college, a song by Jeremy Messersmith and much more!

The First Live Show… Ever

The May 11th broadcast includes stories about Jesus Christ being hit by a car, Edina doggie-poop bag thefts, a Chinese man who went missing for 10 years after a hatchet fight, a song by Scattered Trees and Two Minute News. And a buttload of technical problems. It’s the first episode, whaddya want??

Podcaster’s Block

This is the story of a man and his microphone, and the ensuing troubles that come with lusting after creativity.

The Choose Your Own Adventure Podcast!

If you download only one podcast this year, make it this one. You choose your own listening path.

Existentialism In The Work Place

A cliched question meant to teach fools about their foibles is turned on its ear with good old fashioned existentialism. Also, a song from the new Monsters of Folk record.

Being Single and the Perfect Song

An audio blog about being single, and some of the problems that arise from it. Also, the perfect song.

The Best Moment of My Week

The best moment of my week, a song by Kelley Stoltz, and a voicemail from Toast.

A Podcast About Being Cool

How to be cool. Shades. Satire. Sexy. Sardonic. Stupid. Sagely.

The Voice Mail

Imagine it’s 12:30 in the morning.  You’ve been fighting with another bout of insomnia and you’re desperately trying to fall asleep.  Just as you begin to feel sleep’s comforting grip, your phone rings.  Startled, you check the number.  No one you know.  You silence it and go back to bed.  Now imagine getting up the next morning and getting this voice mail.  Probably left by someone like the man pictured above.  God bless you, stupid drunken hicks of southern Minnesota.