http://witulant.com Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:16:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Home of The Witulant Internadio Webcast and The Socialist Robot's New Music Tuesday, as well as other surprising garbage. Jonathan Langer no Jonathan Langer witulant@gmail.com witulant@gmail.com (Jonathan Langer) music, comedy, humor, news, culture, new music tuesday, song of the day, weird, funny, webcast http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/jonnymilba/wiutlant_itunes.jpg http://witulant.com http://witulant.com/free-speech http://witulant.com/free-speech#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:10:15 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1572 http://witulant.com/free-speech/feed 1 Ieshuh Griffin,State Representative,weird The idea of "free speech" is thrown around a lot, but it seems like most people are only concerned with keeping their specific brand of speech free. Ieshuh Griffin, running to replace a veteran State Representative, The idea of "free speech" is thrown around a lot, but it seems like most people are only concerned with keeping their specific brand of speech free. Ieshuh Griffin, running to replace a veteran State Representative, wanted to let the state of Wisconsin know that she would not be "the white man's bitch", but her message was voted down by a panel who felt it was not appropriate. Was it a case of subjective politics that shorted true free speech? We talk to Ieshuh about this, as well as her YouTube campaign to support her sister. Plus, we talk about weird news, like the man with 85 condoms of cocaine he tried to smuggle to France.  Then we talk about bank robberies.  Then, some other noises.  And finally, it's over.  Huzzah! Jonathan Langer no 1:00:12 http://witulant.com/theres-always-music http://witulant.com/theres-always-music#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:24:53 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1586 http://witulant.com/theres-always-music/feed 1 http://witulant.com/insert-title-here http://witulant.com/insert-title-here#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:06:43 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1569 http://witulant.com/insert-title-here/feed 0 Master Dutch Hinkle,work On this week's episode, Master Dutch Hinkle joins the show and explains what he means when he says, "fighting doesn't work!" Plus phone calls and reactions. Then, some sounds. Then, some news. Then, the host pretty much calls it a night. On this week's episode, Master Dutch Hinkle joins the show and explains what he means when he says, "fighting doesn't work!" Plus phone calls and reactions. Then, some sounds. Then, some news. Then, the host pretty much calls it a night. It's the sort of radio you wouldn't wanna miss for a million dollars, assuming the money had no legal value to it. Jonathan Langer no 1:00:39 http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-smile-hour-featuring-the-mustache-rangers http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-smile-hour-featuring-the-mustache-rangers#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 04:08:41 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1448 http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-smile-hour-featuring-the-mustache-rangers/feed 1 Mustache Rangers,Steve Jobs Who really knows what's going to be on this daffy show, other than God and that one future-predicting precog being held in Steve Jobs' basement. But we do know this much: The Mustache Rangers will be here! Or, in space, more precisely. Who really knows what's going to be on this daffy show, other than God and that one future-predicting precog being held in Steve Jobs' basement. But we do know this much: The Mustache Rangers will be here! Or, in space, more precisely. But their voices will be here, via expediated-teleconferencer devices! And so can you! Jonathan Langer no 1:00:23 http://witulant.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-roommate-and-other-foolishness http://witulant.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-roommate-and-other-foolishness#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:10:31 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1440 http://witulant.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-roommate-and-other-foolishness/feed 0 work 101 ways to annoy your roommate!  10 ways to feel happier at work!  A story about a man dressed as a leprechaun flipping people off, a 91 year old woman who kept corpses in her home, we call in to some random blogtalkradio shows and pretend to be from... 101 ways to annoy your roommate!  10 ways to feel happier at work!  A story about a man dressed as a leprechaun flipping people off, a 91 year old woman who kept corpses in her home, we call in to some random blogtalkradio shows and pretend to be from Alaska (such as this one), and much more stupid crap. Jonathan Langer no 59:39 http://witulant.com/hippie-beards-giving-up-a-true-story http://witulant.com/hippie-beards-giving-up-a-true-story#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 04:00:39 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1421 http://witulant.com/hippie-beards-giving-up-a-true-story/feed 1 Hippie Beards Giving True Story In an attempt to gain friends and listeners, our host calls a bunch of random payphones to see if anyone will answer. Will they? Duh duh duh!! Also, we talk about other stupid crap. Like how the host's time management has gotten out of hand, In an attempt to gain friends and listeners, our host calls a bunch of random payphones to see if anyone will answer. Will they? Duh duh duh!! Also, we talk about other stupid crap. Like how the host's time management has gotten out of hand, an excerpt from the host's audio book Hippie Beards & Giving Up: A True Story, and a lot of commiserating with phone calls and a lot of garbage. Download it now! Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/scary-cause-its-true http://witulant.com/scary-cause-its-true#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:00:50 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1398 http://witulant.com/scary-cause-its-true/feed 0 Brian Kannard,life,True Tales Disturbing Dead The best scary stories are always scariest when there's a grain of truth to them. On this week's webcast, we delve into some of these scary real-life stories, including talking to author Brian Kannard about his book "Skullduggery: 45 True Tales of Dis... The best scary stories are always scariest when there's a grain of truth to them. On this week's webcast, we delve into some of these scary real-life stories, including talking to author Brian Kannard about his book "Skullduggery: 45 True Tales of Disturbing The Dead". That, a song from The People Say Fox, more weird news, and the usual nonsense along with your phone calls on this week's program. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/the-opposite-of-failure http://witulant.com/the-opposite-of-failure#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:00:27 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1372 http://witulant.com/the-opposite-of-failure/feed 0 happiness That's the definition of success, the opposite of failure. But defining the concept is a little bit more tricky. We all want it, but what does it really mean? Financial security? Personal accomplishment? Familial happiness? That's the definition of success, the opposite of failure. But defining the concept is a little bit more tricky. We all want it, but what does it really mean? Financial security? Personal accomplishment? Familial happiness? We take a look at various incarnations of success, and at how easy (or difficult) it is to obtain. Our guest is C. Mark Manney of abscondo.net who talks to us about how to gain success through finding the "authentic life". You can find out more about him here at his website, as well as download his podcast and his recently published EP of music. Along with that, we feature stories of success, including a man who pulled a plane with his eyelids and a woman trying to break the record for being the fattest woman ever. I...know... That and much more nonsense... Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/my-bad http://witulant.com/my-bad#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 04:00:37 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1367 http://witulant.com/my-bad/feed 0 EVERY,LITTLE,THING The apology. Everybody's doing it. Whether you've spilled a bunch of oil or said something racist, lied to your constituency or cheated on your wife, the almighty apology can cover a multitude of sins with the public. The apology. Everybody's doing it. Whether you've spilled a bunch of oil or said something racist, lied to your constituency or cheated on your wife, the almighty apology can cover a multitude of sins with the public. But is the apology becoming too insincere? And why are we demanding apologies for EVERY LITTLE THING? Should we apologize for all the apologizing? We talk this...and more. The show features tips for saying you're sorry, a Chinese man who shot a homemade canon at people who wanted to take his land, a caller with tips on apologizing to his wife, a famous-people apology montage, a song from The Fastest Reader, and other stupid junk. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-webcast-for-june-1st http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-webcast-for-june-1st#comments Wed, 02 Jun 2010 04:00:21 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1220 http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-webcast-for-june-1st/feed 2 chocolate,cocaine,memorial day,relax,relaxation,the sleeping patterns,witulant,Witulant Internadio Webcast Relax. The show's all about relaxing. We hear from a relaxation doctor from Jersey, 100 ways to relax (that turn out to be utter bull crap), a bunch of cocaine in chocolate, the real meaning of Memorial Day, The Sleeping Patterns' music, and much more. Relax. The show's all about relaxing. We hear from a relaxation doctor from Jersey, 100 ways to relax (that turn out to be utter bull crap), a bunch of cocaine in chocolate, the real meaning of Memorial Day, The Sleeping Patterns' music, and much more. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-webcast-for-may-25th http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-webcast-for-may-25th#comments Wed, 26 May 2010 03:00:22 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1190 http://witulant.com/the-witulant-internadio-webcast-for-may-25th/feed 1 asian,fascination,georgia,german,KKK,witulant,Witulant Internadio Webcast This show is about fascination. The word, how it sounds, what it means, and what we're fascinated by. Also, an Asian teen who chopped off his junk, kids wearing KKK outfits to school, Ninjas who rescued a German exchange student, This show is about fascination. The word, how it sounds, what it means, and what we're fascinated by. Also, an Asian teen who chopped off his junk, kids wearing KKK outfits to school, Ninjas who rescued a German exchange student, and a lot of other silly crap. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-internadio-for-may-18th http://witulant.com/witulant-internadio-for-may-18th#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 02:55:47 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1111 http://witulant.com/witulant-internadio-for-may-18th/feed 2 song,witulant The May 18th broadcast features new segments like "Stuff I Like" as well as news stories about some guy trading his baby for beer, a 94 year old woman graduating from college, a song by Jeremy Messersmith and much more! The May 18th broadcast features new segments like "Stuff I Like" as well as news stories about some guy trading his baby for beer, a 94 year old woman graduating from college, a song by Jeremy Messersmith and much more! Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-internadio-for-may-11th-2010 http://witulant.com/witulant-internadio-for-may-11th-2010#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 03:00:17 +0000 J. Langer http://witulant.com/?p=1088 http://witulant.com/witulant-internadio-for-may-11th-2010/feed 1 song,witulant The May 11th broadcast includes stories about Jesus Christ being hit by a car, Edina doggie-poop bag thefts, a Chinese man who went missing for 10 years after a hatchet fight, a song by Scattered Trees and Two Minute News. The May 11th broadcast includes stories about Jesus Christ being hit by a car, Edina doggie-poop bag thefts, a Chinese man who went missing for 10 years after a hatchet fight, a song by Scattered Trees and Two Minute News. And a buttload of technical problems. It's the first episode, whaddya want?? Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/podcasters-block http://witulant.com/podcasters-block#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:56:00 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=555 http://witulant.com/podcasters-block/feed 1 block,microphone,Podcast,podcaster's,polar bear,witulant This is the story of a man and his microphone, and the ensuing troubles that come with lusting after creativity. This is the story of a man and his microphone, and the ensuing troubles that come with lusting after creativity. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/the-choose-your-own-adventure-podcast http://witulant.com/the-choose-your-own-adventure-podcast#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:18:59 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=233 http://witulant.com/the-choose-your-own-adventure-podcast/feed 0 choose your own adventure,grand archives,kings of convenience,koolaid,manners,miracle speech,obama,old commercials,Podcast,podcasting,vietnam,walk to work If you download only one podcast this year, make it this one. You choose your own listening path. If you download only one podcast this year, make it this one. You choose your own listening path. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/existentialism-in-the-work-place-an-audio-blog http://witulant.com/existentialism-in-the-work-place-an-audio-blog#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:37:57 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=222 http://witulant.com/existentialism-in-the-work-place-an-audio-blog/feed 0 autumn,cliches,cool weather,existentialism,fall,monsters of folk,Podcast,witulant,work place A cliched question meant to teach fools about their foibles is turned on its ear with good old fashioned existentialism. Also, a song from the new Monsters of Folk record. A cliched question meant to teach fools about their foibles is turned on its ear with good old fashioned existentialism. Also, a song from the new Monsters of Folk record. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/being-single-and-the-perfect-song http://witulant.com/being-single-and-the-perfect-song#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:23:57 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=174 http://witulant.com/being-single-and-the-perfect-song/feed 0 dating,perfect song,single,the national,Work stories An audio blog about being single, and some of the problems that arise from it. Also, the perfect song. An audio blog about being single, and some of the problems that arise from it. Also, the perfect song. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/the-best-moment-of-my-week-an-audio-entry http://witulant.com/the-best-moment-of-my-week-an-audio-entry#comments Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:05:17 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=161 http://witulant.com/the-best-moment-of-my-week-an-audio-entry/feed 0 best moment of my week,kelley stoltz,toast The best moment of my week, a song by Kelley Stoltz, and a voicemail from Toast. The best moment of my week, a song by Kelley Stoltz, and a voicemail from Toast. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e06-cool http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e06-cool#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:09:29 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=141 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e06-cool/feed 0 Podcast How to be cool. Shades. Satire. Sexy. Sardonic. Stupid. Sagely. How to be cool. Shades. Satire. Sexy. Sardonic. Stupid. Sagely. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/the-voice-mail http://witulant.com/the-voice-mail#comments Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:12:25 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=116 http://witulant.com/the-voice-mail/feed 0 fall Imagine it's 12:30 in the morning.  You've been fighting with another bout of insomnia and you're desperately trying to fall asleep.  Just as you begin to feel sleep's comforting grip, your phone rings.  Startled, you check the number.  No one you know. Imagine it's 12:30 in the morning.  You've been fighting with another bout of insomnia and you're desperately trying to fall asleep.  Just as you begin to feel sleep's comforting grip, your phone rings.  Startled, you check the number.  No one you know.  You silence it and go back to bed.  Now imagine getting up the next morning and getting this voice mail.  Probably left by someone like the man pictured above.  God bless you, stupid drunken hicks of southern Minnesota. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e05-fear http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e05-fear#comments Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:24:31 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=111 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e05-fear/feed 0 Podcast FDR, jeans, stage fright, fear as a reaction, Benjy Ferree, Star Trek video games, what we're afraid of, and paranoia. FDR, jeans, stage fright, fear as a reaction, Benjy Ferree, Star Trek video games, what we're afraid of, and paranoia. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e04 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e04#comments Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:00:14 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=108 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e04/feed 0 Podcast Valentine's Day-High at the Zoo/Sleepy Eye; The Last Thing You Ever See-Chimney/Zombies; Andrew Bird-Not a Robot But a Ghost; Chemical Imbalance-Depression?/Sirens; Super Bowl Sunday. Valentine's Day-High at the Zoo/Sleepy Eye; The Last Thing You Ever See-Chimney/Zombies; Andrew Bird-Not a Robot But a Ghost; Chemical Imbalance-Depression?/Sirens; Super Bowl Sunday. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/happy-valentines-day http://witulant.com/happy-valentines-day#comments Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:46:55 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=104 http://witulant.com/happy-valentines-day/feed 1 antivalentine,bored,knife,valentine's day,weird,window Here's what to do on Valentine's Day if you're bored or single.  Or both? Here's what to do on Valentine's Day if you're bored or single.  Or both? Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e03 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e03#comments Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:44:21 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=88 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e03/feed 0 Podcast An observation by Toast, Questions at 1am, TV on the Radio's DLZ and personal space at the restaurant. An observation by Toast, Questions at 1am, TV on the Radio's DLZ and personal space at the restaurant. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e02 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e02#comments Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:10:30 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=76 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e02/feed 1 Podcast,song - Internet, the new "boob tube"; a song by Frightened Rabbit; Toast watches an episode of the Hills. Internet, the new "boob tube"; a song by Frightened Rabbit; Toast watches an episode of the Hills. Jonathan Langer no http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e01 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e01#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:34:18 +0000 J.Langer http://witulant.com/?p=63 http://witulant.com/witulant-podcast-e01/feed 0 Podcast,song My stream of consciousness driving through a blizzard, Koufax's catchy song "Name of Love", and a random voicemail from Toast. My stream of consciousness driving through a blizzard, Koufax's catchy song "Name of Love", and a random voicemail from Toast. Jonathan Langer no