Witulant

Yes We Kan! (Sports, Tweets, & New Words)

We kick off the show with 10 TOUGH SPORTS QUESTIONS with Steve Olenick, Sports and Entertainment Lawyer with Davis & Gilbert LLC. Sports sports sports!

Then we’ll talk about Naoto Kan, new Japanese Prime Minister, eight tweets that got people arrested, new words in the Oxford dictionary, a brand new song from Elliot Matson’s side project, The Ghost of Jose Arcadio Buendia, as well as the usual random news stuff.

Vacation

The host is on vacation this week, which means the show will consist of a patchwork of audio clips from the road, as well as a music playlist from vacation, voicemails, commercials, and a random Cinch cast from kylieeee.

Music from the show:

Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band – George Clark
Mountain Man – How’m I Doin’
Jonneine Zapata – Burn
The Boy Who Trapped The Sun – Katy

Right Side Up

Precisely where Deb Scott, author of “The Sky Is Green And The Grass Is Blue”, says she can turn your world. We talk with her about making sense of it all and finding the motivation to keep things moving forward.

Then we hear from author Francine L. Trevens, who reads for us a short story from her book, “IMAGICS”.

Plus a story about a cricket player who drove drunk because of his cat. Then the cat calls in, cursing up a storm. All part of a night’s work.

TAMITBS Episode 1: Top Tracks!

In our first edition of TAMITBS, @Q_Sizzle, @betsycole & @jonathanmlanger discuss their top three most-played songs in each of their collections and explain what they like about them.

The Dumps

It hasn’t been a great week for the host, so he takes a walk around town to try and beat the doldrums and find something interesting outside to talk about. Then, a song by The Coral Sea. Then, some other stuff, including a phone call into this program to try and explain what the host just saw while he was walking around outside. Spoiler alert: we get no explanation. In fact, the host of that UFO show probably thought we were nuts. Because we were.

Flirting Tips For Women! (and other less interesting bits…)

This goes out to all the ladies, because on tonight’s show, we discuss flirting tips for women, and discover the article was probably written by someone who didn’t speak English as a first language. Also, our first Tuesday Twitter Trending Topic segment, wherein we discuss Bristol Palin’s recent breakup, the VMA nomiations list, and some other stuff about Harry Potter and Inception. Then there’s some news, and some other random stuff, but I won’t tell you what it is because otherwise you’ll be out of surprises when you podcast the episode. Duh.

Free Speech

The idea of “free speech” is thrown around a lot, but it seems like most people are only concerned with keeping their specific brand of speech free. Ieshuh Griffin, running to replace a veteran State Representative, wanted to let the state of Wisconsin know that she would not be “the white man’s bitch”, but her message was voted down by a panel who felt it was not appropriate. Was it a case of subjective politics that shorted true free speech? We talk to Ieshuh about this, as well as her YouTube campaign to support her sister. Plus, we talk about weird news, like the man with 85 condoms of cocaine he tried to smuggle to France.  Then we talk about bank robberies.  Then, some other noises.  And finally, it’s over.  Huzzah!

There’s Always Music In The Banana Stand

Coming soon, a new podcast from the brilliant minds that brought you Super Kenshi and The Witulant Internadio Webcast, hosted by @betsycole, @Q_Sizzle and @jonathanmlanger. You’re probably feeling unusual ripples of excitement flowing through your spine right now, like a kid at Christmas. On crack. It’s ok, it’s natural. Just remember to breath, and be watching for our first podcast, downloadable for all your favorite digital noisemakers.

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On this week’s episode, Master Dutch Hinkle joins the show and explains what he means when he says, “fighting doesn’t work!” Plus phone calls and reactions. Then, some sounds. Then, some news. Then, the host pretty much calls it a night. It’s the sort of radio you wouldn’t wanna miss for a million dollars, assuming the money had no legal value to it.

The Witulant Internadio Smile Hour, Featuring The Mustache Rangers!

Who really knows what’s going to be on this daffy show, other than God and that one future-predicting precog being held in Steve Jobs’ basement. But we do know this much: The Mustache Rangers will be here! Or, in space, more precisely. But their voices will be here, via expediated-teleconferencer devices! And so can you!