Witulant

The idea of “free speech” is thrown around a lot, but it seems like most people are only concerned with keeping their specific brand of speech free. Ieshuh Griffin, running to replace a veteran State Representative, wanted to let the state of Wisconsin know that she would not be “the white man’s bitch”, but her message was voted down by a panel who felt it was not appropriate. Was it a case of subjective politics that shorted true free speech? We talk to Ieshuh about this, as well as her YouTube campaign to support her sister. Plus, we talk about weird news, like the man with 85 condoms of cocaine he tried to smuggle to France.  Then we talk about bank robberies.  Then, some other noises.  And finally, it’s over.  Huzzah!

Coming soon, a new podcast from the brilliant minds that brought you Super Kenshi and The Witulant Internadio Webcast, hosted by @betsycole, @Q_Sizzle and @jonathanmlanger. You’re probably feeling unusual ripples of excitement flowing through your spine right now, like a kid at Christmas. On crack. It’s ok, it’s natural. Just remember to breath, and be watching for our first podcast, downloadable for all your favorite digital noisemakers.

On this week’s episode, Master Dutch Hinkle joins the show and explains what he means when he says, “fighting doesn’t work!” Plus phone calls and reactions. Then, some sounds. Then, some news. Then, the host pretty much calls it a night. It’s the sort of radio you wouldn’t wanna miss for a million dollars, assuming the money had no legal value to it.

Who really knows what’s going to be on this daffy show, other than God and that one future-predicting precog being held in Steve Jobs’ basement. But we do know this much: The Mustache Rangers will be here! Or, in space, more precisely. But their voices will be here, via expediated-teleconferencer devices! And so can you!

101 ways to annoy your roommate!  10 ways to feel happier at work!  A story about a man dressed as a leprechaun flipping people off, a 91 year old woman who kept corpses in her home, we call in to some random blogtalkradio shows and pretend to be from Alaska (such as this one), and much more stupid crap.

In an attempt to gain friends and listeners, our host calls a bunch of random payphones to see if anyone will answer. Will they? Duh duh duh!! Also, we talk about other stupid crap. Like how the host’s time management has gotten out of hand, an excerpt from the host’s audio book Hippie Beards & Giving Up: A True Story, and a lot of commiserating with phone calls and a lot of garbage. Download it now!

The best scary stories are always scariest when there’s a grain of truth to them. On this week’s webcast, we delve into some of these scary real-life stories, including talking to author Brian Kannard about his book “Skullduggery: 45 True Tales of Disturbing The Dead”. That, a song from The People Say Fox, more weird news, and the usual nonsense along with your phone calls on this week’s program.

That’s the definition of success, the opposite of failure. But defining the concept is a little bit more tricky. We all want it, but what does it really mean? Financial security? Personal accomplishment? Familial happiness? We take a look at various incarnations of success, and at how easy (or difficult) it is to obtain.

Our guest is C. Mark Manney of abscondo.net who talks to us about how to gain success through finding the “authentic life”. You can find out more about him here at his website, as well as download his podcast and his recently published EP of music. Along with that, we feature stories of success, including a man who pulled a plane with his eyelids and a woman trying to break the record for being the fattest woman ever. I…know… That and much more nonsense…

The apology. Everybody’s doing it. Whether you’ve spilled a bunch of oil or said something racist, lied to your constituency or cheated on your wife, the almighty apology can cover a multitude of sins with the public. But is the apology becoming too insincere? And why are we demanding apologies for EVERY LITTLE THING? Should we apologize for all the apologizing? We talk this…and more.

The show features tips for saying you’re sorry, a Chinese man who shot a homemade canon at people who wanted to take his land, a caller with tips on apologizing to his wife, a famous-people apology montage, a song from The Fastest Reader, and other stupid junk.

Relax. The show’s all about relaxing. We hear from a relaxation doctor from Jersey, 100 ways to relax (that turn out to be utter bull crap), a bunch of cocaine in chocolate, the real meaning of Memorial Day, The Sleeping Patterns’ music, and much more.